It occurred to me, upon reflection, that my title and content might be a bit over the top for some family members, although most folks who are willing to call me "friend" know how irreverent and sometimes crude I can be. Being that the first post is indeed accurate in its depiction of the chain of events that led us to our boat and its name, I can only say, "
Mea culpa".
Having found and named our boat last November, we stayed on her at the
Daytona Marina and Boatyard for the balance of the month, then moved to Loggerhead Club and Marina, still in
Daytona Beach. We met a lovely couple, Lee and Laura Walker, who owned another Lagoon 37. They helped us immensely with advice and assistance, including helping us move Hot
Chatte to Loggerhead. They are attempting to sell their home in order to take up cruising full-time, and are planning on a trip to the
Abacos (in the Bahamas) in April, so we hope to meet them there again, as well as when we return to
Daytona (briefly) in May.
I should mention at this point that there is a loose association of Lagoon 37 owners on a web list, and a number of them have been extremely helpful to us. None more so than the gentleman who has been my role model as a cruiser for a number of years now, named Denny
Deranek. A picture of Denny and his wife Diane on their Lagoon 37 graced the desktop of my computer as wallpaper for several years before we were able to buy our own boat. He as given unstintingly of his help and advice over the phone and by email, and we hope to be able to meet him in person this April or May in the
Abacos, or later at his home marina in Johns Island, SC.
The month of December at Loggerhead was a time of much frustration, as we discovered that the surveyor had missed a number of very important issues, requiring more repairs and upgrades than we had been advised of or had planned for in our budget of time and money. Repairs were completed, only to require being done again, as wiring had corroded and the repairs to the devices connected to it would not hold. Engine mounts were loose, shafts out of alignment, valves out of adjustment, shaft seals loose and leaking. Bilge pumps would not run, the
bimini required rebuilding, etc, etc., ad
nauseum. I did as much of the repairs (bilge pumps, "head" [toilet] valves, wiring, lighting, replacing old running rigging, etc.) as I could, but some repairs were beyond my current ability.
The engine work was done by an individual who is a truly nice human being, but who proved the definition of "BOAT": Break Out Another Thousand. His estimate was $700-800, but the work ended up costing $1800. And some of it had to be redone when we got further south.
While this was going on, we commissioned a lady who does exquisite canvas work to build an enclosure for the cockpit, as we knew we would be using the boat in cold climates during part of the year. That is when we discovered the sorry state of the
bimini frame, as well as the dodger that came with the boat. We ended up spending a lot more than we had planned, but her work was so good we were glad to have done it. Martha
Ogburn of
Kustom Kovers, and her husband Dennis (I understand he does almost any marine work that can be done on a boat. Wish I had known that before I hired the other guy) did the job, and they are really nice folks.
Well, this brings us to another serious issue we had to deal with: the State of Florida, in its infinite wisdom and greed, has legislated that the purchase of a boat inside the state requires either the payment of sales tax (7.5% in our case, or $10400.00) or the removal of the boat from Florida waters within ten days. You can purchase a ninety day waiver for $25, but then you
really have to get out. Penalties for not getting out can be as much as three times the sales tax that would have been owed as well as the possibility of jail time. Since we come from a state without a sales tax and do not wish to reside in Florida, we saw no reason to pay this tax. However, this meant vacating Florida by the 15
th of February.
It gets darned cold north of Florida this time of year. We had planned on spending the winter in the Keys, staying reasonably warm, but since we could not do that, we opted for the Bahamas instead. So, at the end of December, we moved the boat to Marathon, Florida, the middle key of the chain. As we did not feel we had enough knowledge or experience to do that on our own, we asked some friends about hiring someone to help us move the boat. Another person from the Lagoon list who was very helpful gave us the name of an experienced captain who could help us move the boat and provide some training
enroute. I called this captain, and based on what he told me, I thought he would be fine for the job, so I hired him (sight unseen) for $100 a day. Most sailing school instructors charge $400-500 per day, so I felt we were getting a bargain.
This fellow is from Massachusetts, and is a very nice guy. Unfortunately, he was unfamiliar with catamarans, wasn't quite clear on how to use our electronics, and didn't spend much time trying to train us on the way down. The real fly in the ointment, however, was that he suffered from verbal diarrhea. And most of what he talked about were personal reminiscences of famous people he worked for, met while sailing, etc. He talked so much, and said so little of value, that I finally had to come right out and ask him to try to curtail his conversation. He did try to comply, and was reasonably quiet for about a day, but the rest of the eleven days together seemed like an eternity. I am not really a social person, so this was my idea of what Hell must be like. Fortunately, his wife (or girlfriend) was able to meet us in Marathon, as we needed to go to Marathon (Boot Key Harbor), and he needed to get to Key West, so we parted a couple of days sooner than if we had had to transport him all the way to Key West ourselves. I cannot even begin to describe our relief at having him off the boat. Not a bad person, just an "oil and water" situation.
Going to the Bahamas meant even more complications, as neither of us has a passport, we had a dog with us, we needed to purchase a decal for the boat from Customs/Border Patrol, and also chose to sign up for C/
BP's "local boater option", which meant a car rental and trip to Key West to process the paperwork. The local boater option allows you (hopefully) to simply call an 800 number to clear with Customs when you return to the U.S., rather than having to show up in person at the nearest port of entry. They can still require your physical presence, but I am told that almost never happens. Let's hope that will be the case for us. As you can still enter the Bahamas and return to the U.S. with a birth certificate and photo I.D. (until June 1st, 2009), we had to defer getting passports until we return, as they take your birth certificate while they are processing your passport, and we needed ours in hand to enter the Bahamas.
The Bahamas was good about getting us the permit for "importing"
Beasely, our English bulldog, into their country. The local veterinarians in Marathon were
not good about doing his health certificate, at least in a timely fashion, so we opted to travel with his vaccination papers from our vet in Oregon, which showed them to be current, along with a copy of all his other medical records. Customs in the Bahamas never even asked to look at that, just the permit we were mailed.
Next time, I'll talk about how well
Beasely has adapted to boat life (you certainly must have heard that ships have poop decks ;-) , and we'll describe the city marina in Marathon, as well as the trip to the Bahamas. Bear with us, folks. My keyboard logorrhea will end soon. Or maybe not.